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CASE FILE: HRN-004-PZ
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Tees · HRN-004-PZ
I Got a Pizza Party Instead of a Raise T-Shirt – Funny Pizza Work Humor Tee
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$49.99Tax included / Free returns on defects
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This oversized tee brings playful rebellion to everyday wear. Crafted from sturdy carded cotton, it drapes with a roomy, dropped-shoulder silhouette that reads casual and confident. The front graphic — a triumphant pizza slice and bold headline — channels humor and attitude, perfect for someone who’d rather celebrate comfort and fun than stress over petty things. Medium-heavy fabric gives it structure while staying soft to the touch; reinforced shoulder tape and double-needle hems mean it won’t lose shape after repeated wears. Worn to a laid-back get-together, a weekend errand run, or a casual workday where jokes are welcome, this shirt lives where comfort meets character.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability
- 100% carded cotton (heathers: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) in a medium-heavy 8.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Sewn-in label and oversized fit for easy, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability
- 100% carded cotton (heathers: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) in a medium-heavy 8.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Sewn-in label and oversized fit for easy, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
